Friday, September 14, 2007

There are many types of war. Some are fought on matters of principle. Many, I suspect, are fought on matters of comfort. For the last few decades Britain has been squabbling with the Common Market, the EEC, the EC and the EU (or whatever name it wore at the time) over matters of comfort not principle. There have been victories (France and Holland voting against the constitution for instance was certainly seen as a cause for rejoicing) and setbacks (Common Agriculture Policy for instance).

This week saw a resounding victory. The European Union has given up on its efforts to force Britain to adopt the metric system universally. We can continue to buy a metre of 3 by 1 inch timber. We can continue to have cars using petrol at so many miles per litre or kilometres per gallon. We can continue to buy a pint of milk or a half of lager.

About The Size Of It

I am told that the non-fiction editorial department of Pan Macmillan had early knowledge about this decision and with enormous foresight arranged for About the size of it by Warwick Cairns to be published to coincide. As Alexander McCall Smith says about it:

'A full and convincing account of why our well-tried and trusted traditional measures make human sense'.

This is one of the many new books hitting my desk at the beginning of the Autumn season. It really feels to be an impressive list. Here are just a few of the top titles (five fiction, five non-fiction) as selected by our top salesperson. A prize for anyone who guesses the correct order by sales value as measured at the end of December.

Chameleon's Shadow by Minette Walters (pub September 20th)
World Without End by Ken Follett (pub date October 4th)
The Almost Moon by Alice Sebold (pub date October 16th)
Stone Cold by David Baldacci (pub date October 19th)
Rhett Butler's People by Donald McCaig (pub date November 6th)
 
Not Quite World's End by John Simpson (pub date 5th October)
Moments by Cristiano Ronaldo (pub date October 5th)
Ronnie by Ronnie Wood (pub date October 12th)
Borat (pub date November 2nd) - take your pick of title - the book comes in two parts - 'Borat's Guide to the US and A' or 'Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan'
Musicophilia by Oliver Sacks (pub date November 2nd)
 
As a rule I'm rather negative about publishing parties but I'd love to see all these authors in the same room.
 
CORRIGENDUM. I had Borat's subtitle slightly wrong - it is actually:
Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan/Minor Nation of U.S. and A.
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9/14/2007 7:29:13 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1. Borat
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
3. John Simpson
4. Follett
5. Sebold
6. Walters
7. Baldacci
8. Ronnie Wood
9. Rhett Butler
10. Oliver Sacks (which is the one I would like)
9/14/2007 2:39:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
"The European Union has given up on its efforts to force Britain to adopt the metric system universally."

So, you finally pounded them into submission.
9/14/2007 2:49:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1) Ken Follett
2) Ronaldo
3) Borat
4) Ronnie Wood
5) John Simpson
6) Alice Sebold
7) Minette Walters
8) David Baldacci
9) Oliver Sacks
10) Donald McCaig

Sadly the South African market will have litle bearing on these positions so this is done with the UK market in mind.
9/14/2007 5:13:52 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1) John Simpson
2) Borat
3) Ken Follett
4) Oliver Sacks
5) Alice Sebold
6) Minette Walters
7) David Baldacci
8) Cristiano Ronaldo
9) Ronnie Wood
10)Donald McCaig

This list will probably demonstrate why I'd make a lousy publisher or bookseller.
9/14/2007 8:18:56 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
RONALDO will top the Non-fiction, BALDACCI will top the fiction.
They are both - as will be the BORAT - what I call Breathrough books which sell to people who do not buy books. Ronnie Wood too but I reckon there will be more footballer buyers and a friend who went on a cruise this summer told me that nine and a half out of ten people reading books were reading BALDACCI
9/14/2007 9:47:51 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Is Borat's book fiction or non fiction? Are you sure?
9/15/2007 9:29:34 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Of course Borat is non-fiction.Every word is true.
9/15/2007 10:51:46 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Taking into account the pub dates...

Ronaldo
Borat
Follett
Wood
Sebold
Walters
Simpson
Baldacci
McCaig
Sacks
9/15/2007 1:07:07 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1. World without end
2. Almost Moon
3. Chameleons Shadow
4. Stone Cold
5. Not Quite World's End
6. Ronaldo
7. Ronnie
8. Borat
9. Musicophilia
10. Rhett Butler's People
9/15/2007 6:03:26 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Borat
World Without End
Moments
Not Quite World's End
The Almost Moon
Chameleon's Shadow
Stone Cold
Ronnie
Rhett Butler's People
Musicophilia


Chameleon's Shadow by Minette Walters (pub September 20th)
World Without End by Ken Follett (pub date October 4th)
The Almost Moon by Alice Sebold (pub date October 16th)
Stone Cold by David Baldacci (pub date October 19th)
Rhett Butler's People by Donald McCaig (pub date November 6th)

Not Quite World's End by John Simpson (pub date 5th October)
Moments by Cristiano Ronaldo (pub date October 5th)
Ronnie by Ronnie Wood (pub date October 12th)
Borat (pub date November 2nd) - take your pick of title - the book comes in two parts - 'Borat's Guide to the US and A' or 'Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan'
Musicophilia by Oliver Sacks (pub date November 2nd)
9/16/2007 11:53:47 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Borat
World Without End
Ronnie
Moments
Not Quite World's End
The Almost Moon
Chameleon's Shadow
Stone Cold
Rhett Butler's People
Musicophilia

9/16/2007 1:03:23 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
There are a few of these names I don't know at all--amazing to me how some authors don't cross the Atlantic, at least not the way they deserve. (John Simpson's a good example. His books on the Iraq wars should have been on bestseller lists here.) I'm making wild guesses, but that's publishing, isn't it?

Baldacci
Borat
Follett
Walters
Sebold
Wood
Sacks
Simpson
McCaig
Ronaldo

What's the prize going to be? Champagne, please.
9/16/2007 2:33:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1 Ken Follett
2 Minette Walters
3 John Simpson
4 Alice Sebold
5 David Baldacci
6 Ronnie Wood
7 Donald McCaig
8 Oliver Sacks
9 Borat
10 Cristiano Ronaldo
9/17/2007 6:51:32 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Follett
Simpson (for I wish WORLD WITHOUT END and NOT QUITE WORLD’S END finish up by each other)
Ronaldo
Borat
Baldacci
Sebold
Walters
Rhett
Ronnie
Sacks

9/17/2007 7:19:44 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Borat (pub date November 2nd) -
Moments by Cristiano Ronaldo (pub date October 5th)
Chameleon's Shadow by Minette Walters (pub September 20th)
Stone Cold by David Baldacci (pub date October 19th)
World Without End by Ken Follett (pub date October 4th)
Ronnie by Ronnie Wood (pub date October 12th)
The Almost Moon by Alice Sebold (pub date October 16th)
Not Quite World's End by John Simpson (pub date 5th October)
Rhett Butler's People by Donald McCaig (pub date November 6th)
Musicophilia by Oliver Sacks (pub date November 2nd)

But what do I know.
9/17/2007 8:24:10 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
The Almost Moon
Stone Cold
Moments
Chameleon's Shadow
World Without End
Not Quite World's End
Borat
Rhett Butler's People
Ronnie
Musicophilia
9/17/2007 8:41:13 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Hmm. Challenging one this. A few thoughts before I submit.

Fiction rarely features amongst the big Christmas bestsellers. The only exceptions are the big brand names or something that runs away with itself. There are a few of those on your list but I would exclude McCaig as I have never heard of him and Baldacci drops down because he isn't a big enough brand yet. The Sebold may suffer from the Guterson, Tartt follow-up syndrome so she drops down the list as well after strong initial sales but not the momentum right through to Christmas.

On non-fiction, Borat is an obvious choice as it will be an easy gift purchase for many people but I suspect it won't be as big as some expect - however, I bet the retailers go for it as an Offer Of The Week so that will help. Ronaldo is not going to sell to anyone who isn't a Man Utd fan. Giggs and Rio were not mega-huge as they sold within that circle only, Keane was massive because thousands of non-Man U supporters wanted to read what he had to say and the entire population of Ireland were on board as well. John Simpson is a great stalwart but sales have dropped off since his childhood memoir and whereas he used to be an Offer Of The Week candidate he is now a few grades down.

So, with all that waffle here is my ten:

1. Borat
2. Minette Walters
3. Ronnie Wood
4. Ken Follett
5. David Baldacci
6. John Simpson
7. Cristiano Ronaldo
8. Alice Sebold
9. Oliver Sachs
10. That other one I've never heard of.
9/17/2007 10:24:42 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Walters
Baldacci
Borat
Ronaldo
Follett
Sebold
Simpson
Wood
Sacks
McGaig
9/17/2007 1:59:52 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Ronaldo
Borat('Borat's Guide to the US and A')
Sebold
Baldacci
Follett
Wood
Walters
McCaig
Simpson
Sacks
Now fingers crossed! In the lucky event of winning this competition, I'd like a flight ticket to come and visit you.



9/17/2007 2:10:03 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Walters
Ronaldo
Baldacci
Borat
Follett
Sebold
Wood
Simpson
Sacks
McCaig
9/17/2007 6:59:15 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1. Follett
2. Walters
3. Sebold
4. Baldacci
5. Wood
6. Simpson
7. Ronaldo
8. Sacks
9. Borat
10. McCaig
9/18/2007 8:20:26 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Ken Follett
Borat
Alice Sebold
Minette Walters
David Baldacci
Ronnie Wood
Cristiano Ronaldo
John Simpson
Oliver Sachs
Donald McCaig
9/19/2007 9:12:55 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Borat
Follett
Ronnie
Walters
Sebold
Ronaldo
Baldacci
Simpson
Sacks
McCaig
9/19/2007 9:26:58 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Borat
Moments by Cristiano Ronaldo
Not Quite World's End by John Simpson
Stone Cold by David Baldacci
Chameleon's Shadow by Minette Walters
World Without End by Ken Follett
Ronnie by Ronnie Wood
The Almost Moon by Alice Sebold
Rhett Butler's People by Donald McCaig
Musicophilia by Oliver Sacks
Ella Butler
9/19/2007 9:39:14 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1) Borat
2) Ken Follett
3) Cristiano Ronaldo
4) David Baldacci
5) Minette Walters
6) John Simpson
7) Alice Sebold
8) Donald McCaig
9) Ronnie Wood
10) Oliver Sachs
9/19/2007 9:41:25 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1) Borat
2) John Simpson
3) Ken Follett
4) Alice Sebold
5) Ronnie Wood
6) David Baldacci
7) Oliver Sacks
8) Minette Walters
9) Cristiano Ronaldo
10) Donald McCaig

Of course, the above is for those who like their books without pictures. For children (or for your inner child!) there's nothing to beat the marvellous and magical "My Fairy Bridesmaid Castle." A 'fairy' good choice to snuggle up with at Christmastime!
9/19/2007 10:05:14 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1. Borat
5. Ken Follett
3. Alice Sebold
2. Minette Walters
4. Cristiano Ronaldo
5. David Baldacci
3. Ronnie Wood
9. Oliver Sachs
6. John Simpson
10. Rhett Butler's People.
9/19/2007 10:11:53 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Ken Follett
Borat
Alice Sebold
Ronnie Wood
Minette Walters
John Simpson
Donald McCaig
David Baldacci
Cristiano Ronaldo
Oliver Sacks
9/19/2007 10:31:29 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1) Borat
2) Alice Sebold
3) Ken Follett
4) John Simpson
5) David Baldacci
6) Cristiano Ronaldo
7) Ronnie Wood
8) Minette Walters
9) Donald McCaig
10) Oliver Sacks
9/19/2007 10:49:40 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1) Ken Follet
2) Borat
3) Alice Sebold
4) Minette Walters
5) Ronnie Wood
6) David Baldacci
7) Cristiano Ronaldo
8) John Simpson
9) Oliver Sachs
10)Donald McCaig

9/19/2007 1:55:35 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1. Borat
2. Minette Walters
3. Ronnie Wood
4. Ken Follett
5.Cristiano Ronaldo
6. David Baldacci
7. Alice Sebold
8. John Simpson
9. Oliver Sacks
10. Donald McCaig
9/19/2007 7:37:11 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
What fun!
Here's my prediction:
1 Walters
2 Follett
3 Sebold
4 Wood
5 Borat
6 Ronaldo
7 Baldacci
8 Sacks
9 Simpson
10 McCaig
9/20/2007 8:23:34 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Dear Prime Minister (we remember Christine Keeler was your friendly girl- even news in our country). Is not a race with Borat in November December. So kindly what about it?
9/20/2007 11:45:36 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Follett
Borat
Sebold
Ronnie Wood
Simpson
Cristiano Ronaldo
Walters
Baldacci
Sacks
McCaig
9/20/2007 1:39:15 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
For what it's worth, here's my guess! Don't forget to include those export-only editions!!!

1. World Without End by Ken Follett
2. Borat
3. Not Quite World's End by John Simpson
4. Moments by Cristiano Ronaldo
5. The Almost Moon by Alice Sebold
6. Chameleon's Shadow by Minette Walters
7. Ronnie by Ronnie Wood
8. Stone Cold by David Baldacci
9. Rhett Butler's People by Donald McCaig
10. Musicophilia by Oliver Sacks
9/20/2007 1:46:53 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Richard

Are we talking sales value as measured by Macmillan or through the book trade (by Nielsens?). I think you should make this clear.

1. Borat
2. Minette Walters
3. Ken Follett
4. John Simpson
5. David Baldacci
6. Alice Sebold
7. Ronnie Wood
8. Oliver Sachs
9. Cristiano Ronaldo
10. Donald McCaig

Assuming this is sales value as measured by Nielsens. I would imagine a quite different list measured as sales value to Macmillan.

Matthew
9/20/2007 3:11:27 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Any one of these could and should sell at least 100,000 copies, so I'll be wildly partisan instead and go for a non-fiction 1-2:

1.Borat
2 Ronaldo
3 Sebold
4 Follett
5 Ronnie
6 Walters
7 Baldacci
8 Rhett Butler
9 John Simpson
10 Oliver Sacks
9/20/2007 5:08:24 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Matthew, We're not talking Nielsen, we're talking invoiced sales value ex Macmillan distribution.
9/21/2007 9:02:45 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Can't resist a competition....

1. Follett
2. Minette
3. Sebold
4. Baldacci
5. Borat
6. Ronnie Wood
7. Ronaldo
8. Simpson
9. Rhett Butler
10.Sacks
9/21/2007 11:07:31 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1 Ken Follett
2 Borat
3 Ronaldo
4 John Simpson
5 Minette Walters
6 Ronnie Wood
7 Donald McCaig
8 Alice Sebold
9 David Baldacci
10 Oliver Sacks

I wish my comment could be as intriguing as Vladimir's, but instead I'll just have a crack at the competition.
9/21/2007 1:30:54 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1) World Without End

2) Almost Moon

3) Chameleons Shadow

4) Ronnie

5) Borat

6) Stone Cold

7) Moments

8) Not Quite World’s End

9) Rhett Butler

10) Musicophilla

9/21/2007 7:57:59 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
1. Borat
2. Wood
3. Walters
4. Follett
5. Baldacci
6. Ronaldo
7. Simpson
8. Sebold
9. Sachs
10. McCaig