Friday, July 14, 2006

About a month ago a burglar broke into the Pan Bookshop, lifted  (rather little) cash from the till and then proceeded to urinate and defecate over the stock. This is apparently common behaviour among burglars in the UK (and perhaps elsewhere too).  Fortunately the stupid and unpleasant criminal cut himself on some broken glass and the police were able to track him down. He has pleaded guilty which saves us the trouble of having to go to court. But the affair leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.

On a brighter note Hazel Bell has won the Wheatley Award for the index in W. B. Yeats's Mythologies. In these days of Yahoo, Google and other automatic indexing machines it's great that the Society of Indexers still exists to promote professional indexing by intelligent himan beings. The quality of an index is rarely appreciated by the general reader but it can frequently turn an informative book into a real information resource. Let's hear it for the unsung heroes of the book world.

7/14/2006 2:56:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
On Crook: Probably all ... annoyed he found but a pittance in the till. Still it is a ... distasteful thing to do.

On Indexing: Important in technical works. Especially ones where the organization and presentation leaves much to be desired. And/or the language is specialized, obscure, esoteric, contradictory and/or confused. Let's just say, in my field the manuals are notable more for their antipathy towards standards than their adoption thereof.
7/14/2006 3:28:05 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
The most entertaining index I've ever read is in the indispensable InDesign CS2 Real World manual from Peachpit Press. Among the expected references to typesetting strategies and layout techniques nestle such gems as "pulling of hair, QuarkXPress Users, and character styles, 303"; "Dark Ages of page layout, sighing and, 246" "cute wool-producing animals that spit, 566" and "Cthulhu (elder evil space god), 376". Makes *me* laugh, anyway.
7/14/2006 6:34:55 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
ON BURGLARS. We had one, or probably several, just before we moved into our remote farmhouse 15 years ago. We had had what are known as 'white goods' i.e. new fridge, etc. pre-delivered and mysteriously, the night after they had arrived and a few days before we did, they were all taken. Eventually a scam being operated by the white goods delivery men was uncovered. The only other things in the house were about 10 packing cases of books. They had been opened but nothing taken and when I mentioned this fact to the very competent police sergeant who investigated he looked puzzled. 'Well who ever would want to take a load of BOOKS ?'
Fortunately they didn`t relieve themselves on them either.
7/15/2006 9:34:29 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
I think he was probably protesting in rather an extreme fashion that more bookshops and libraries should have toilet facilities, which they rarely do.
7/18/2006 12:57:42 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Look up 'word golf' in the index of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Pale Fire' for a light laugh.
7/18/2006 4:01:58 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
I don't have a copy. Give us a clue, James....